Rocky's interviewer was a fat nice bloke who really didn't give the Rockster too much grief. It's his Dole Officer that scared the shit out of me. Here's a selection of people that both Rocky and Brian confront in their quests for work.Rocky's Dole Officer AKA Benny The Grip
Does not want to give you a job. Does not want to give you benefits. Quite simply some vicious little bastard who spent so long signing on that they gave him a job at the Welfare Office. Still does some snitching to the cops for extra money and is a known user of rent boys.Walter Fathouse
Fat smug bloke who's been a manager too long. So long in fact that he has forgotten all the other per functionary actions of a normal social creature. Cannot listen to other people's opinion and knows exactly the way to do everything. There are no problems here! I do not want to hear problems, I want to hear solutions! The sort of bloke who does a spreadsheet to work out when to spread his wife between the sheets.Dolly Bullgrip
Actually works in accounts but gives such frequent head and to all and sundry says PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE she gets to interview you. This type of person holds your future in her palms - which is a place where the boss's balls usually reside.Quenten Artfuck-Flaguliah III
Creative.Nester Hivebaum
Arse-kisser - who only employs other potential arse-kissers.Filchy Harvester
Has no power to employ anyone but gets a kick out of turning you down.Harding Hardingham Hardley
Bitter failed man.Sluggy Wankfire
Short bloke with a Hitler complex.Col. Rectum Bollinger Fartsworth (AKA Rex Fart)
Product of ill-fated US government plans to mutate regular marines into uber soldiers.Marylin Felicity Shagrandom
This one will offer you a job - but you know what the conditions are.Looks like Rocky's gonna have to stick to "chasing chickens".
