TABLE OF CONTENTS

In the summer of 1996 I realised, that with the right medicine, the film Cocktail can have meanings that even those involved in the making of it were unaware of. Here's what we learned.

Welcome to Gulfboot Johnson's Ultimate Cocktail Compendium. You thought the film was shit, you say? Well have a glance through the site and see if we can change your mind. Or just scroll down and look at the stuff about Rocky II or The Jazz Singer.


00: Introduction
The reasons why this site was made, which is all a bit wordy so you might as well skip to...

01: Here's What We Saw in Act One
This is a life lesson in what to do after leaving the army. Try to get a bunch of jobs you're not qualified for and then start drinking.

02: Here's Who We Saw in Act One
An alternative look at the cast members in the first third of the film.

03: Here's What We Saw in Act Two
The Jamaican Years!

04: Here's Who We Saw in Act Two
Including Doug Coughlin's new missus and a stoned ambulance driver.

05: Here's What We Saw in Act Three
Suicide and aerobics! It all takes a dark twist!

06: Here's Who We Saw in Act Three
Here's where to find all the Elvises

07: Coughlin's Mores
Exclusive! Learn Brian's patented 'Fish In The Hand Trick'

08: Rocky II
Stuff about Rocky II

09: When Gulfboot Watched the Jazz Singer
Stuff about the Jazz Singer

10: Leaving Las Vegas: The Anti-Cocktail
Seriously, this film is just not bloody right